One little chocolate donut and a few gulps of milk sounds like just the right amount of sweet goodness to reward yourself for getting your taxes done. Go ahead, you deserve it.
Hot chocolate suddenly becomes so boring when you realize you could be drinking something pink and sprinkled!
Sprinkles please! And frosting. Just put it in my hear, thanks.
I'd like a few of these chocolate, sprinkled butterflies in my garden. I need to plant more sweet flowers.
I know a few of you would be stoked just to get a cone full of frosting. You can have it and I'll take the real cake.
This is the kind of perfect cupcake I just want to cram into my face all at once with no regard for politeness or decorum. Just a pure grab 'n smash.
Sometimes too much can be beautiful. This donut just wouldn't be the same if it had a conservative amount of icing and sprinkles. Pile it on! No regrets!
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