This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?
If fairies were real, I'm pretty sure these would be their magic wands. Flitting around and granting wishes and collecting teeth and doing whatever else it is fairies do, they must burn a lot of calories. A frozen banana with sprinkles would be the perfect snack for a busy sprite.
We all know that sprinkles make everything more cute but did you ever think you'd see
a potato chip of all things covered in chocolate and sprinkles? I'd never be even tempted to try a chocolate covered chip if it were just plain. Thank you sprinkles for making everything in the world better.