I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast because this is the kind of cone I'd like to spend some quality time with.
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!
My nieces and nephews don't have birthdays coming up any time soon, but once July rolls around, guess what their favorite auntie has in store? Dipping a mini cupcake in icing and sprinkles sounds like so much fun it should be illegal.
Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.
If fairies were real, I'm pretty sure these would be their magic wands. Flitting around and granting wishes and collecting teeth and doing whatever else it is fairies do, they must burn a lot of calories. A frozen banana with sprinkles would be the perfect snack for a busy sprite.