I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
Is that chowder? I could really go for some chowder right now.
Hey, mechanics need breakfast too!
Too much caffeine makes me all jittery. This will do.
There has to be an uncomfortable moment with these when you're expecting icy coldness and are met with creamy frosting. But you'll get over it.
The only utensils that start off as a spoons and end up as sticky, pointy weapons.
This brings me back to October of last year in Paris where I ordered a creme brulee and it ended up being the size of my face. I still ate the whole thing and don't regret a single delicious bite.
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