Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!