Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.