Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!