Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?