Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Just a gentle suggestion.