Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!