Just a gentle suggestion.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
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I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!