Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.