Kitty's mouth is so clean!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
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Just a gentle suggestion.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.