As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?