Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.