I'll wash that face right off your head.
Just a gentle suggestion.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.