Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!