I'll wash that face right off your head.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
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My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.