Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.