Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
Just a gentle suggestion.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!