Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Just a gentle suggestion.
It's important to use every part of the beast.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
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