Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!