Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
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