Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.