As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
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It's important to use every part of the beast.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.