As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!