It's important to use every part of the beast.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Just a gentle suggestion.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.