Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?