Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.