Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!