Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.