Just a gentle suggestion.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.