Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
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