Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
It's important to use every part of the beast.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!