Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!