My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.