I'll wash that face right off your head.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
It's important to use every part of the beast.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.