I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.