Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!