Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Just a gentle suggestion.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.