Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.