My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!