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I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
It's important to use every part of the beast.