I'll wash that face right off your head.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!