Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Just a gentle suggestion.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!