Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?