Keep on the right side of the street, make a full stop at a stop sign, and enjoy your snacks!
Hey butterfly, fly a little closer to my mouth, I wanna nibble your wing.
Crunchy Hello Kitty noms, get in my mouf!
One little chocolate donut and a few gulps of milk sounds like just the right amount of sweet goodness to reward yourself for getting your taxes done. Go ahead, you deserve it.
I'd be willing to get stranded on this island, no problem!
Cheese birds must be the happiest birds around. Just as long as they stay out of hot climates.
Though Nilla wafers are almost a perfect food on their own, I suppose I'll overlook this abomination just this once because the meta nature of dipping present cookies into future cookies is just too good.
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