We will gladly be devoured by you and your family! It's an honor!
Load it up with your favorite blood type!
This little ghost rests and recharges during the day. Then at night, you flip him over and he wakes up, happy as can be, to keep the bad ghosts away. What's Casper done for you lately?
Now I have an even better reason to not eat tofu. Could you eat that face?
Show that mean old dentist that you're not afraid of him! You embrace dental hygiene! Look how happy your teeth are!
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
Cuppington is here to cheer you up. Don't worry, he won't tell corny jokes and put on a clown nose, he'll just keep smiling and being sweet and sassy.