Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?
Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
We will gladly be devoured by you and your family! It's an honor!
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Eat me first! No me! No, eat me!
Ah, the tree is so serene and quiet and just enjoying the day. This is a lesson I could stand to learn today.
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!