I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
We will gladly be devoured by you and your family! It's an honor!
It's a good thing sushi doesn't purr or I'd just empty these into my purse to cuddle with later and be done with it.
Isn't it nice to snuggle with a narwhal without getting stabbed in the eye?