I won't scare you, I promise!
Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.
Can you feel the plush tonight?
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Panda likes the salad on your plate okay but he much prefers the soup in the cup!
Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!