Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
If anyone can rock an eye patch and a skull bow it's Hello Kitty. She's always on the cutting edge of fashion and always delicious.
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
Elegant, naughty, maybe a little dangerous, I want to smear this stuff all over me based on packaging alone!
Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.