Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!