Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.