Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.
Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!