Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!
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