Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!