I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!