Available at: DIYFluffies http://www.etsy.com/listing/58751275/love-elephant-sewing-pattern-pdf ($9)
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.
I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.