Give a rhino your love. You won't regret it.
Available at: DIYFluffies http://www.etsy.com/listing/58751275/love-elephant-sewing-pattern-pdf ($9)
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.