Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!
I'm a sucker for stacking tea sets for one. I'm also a sucker for hand-painted animal faces, so this is pretty much the best gift you could ever give me.
Sometimes I get the urge to bake but I don't really like sweets so I have to pawn all the goodies off on my coworkers who REALLY don't mind. This is even easier than carting a giant bucket of cookies on the bus.