Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!