Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!