Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
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