Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.