You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
There wouldn't be cookies in the first place without the science of baking. Celebrate it!
These have been around forever but never fail to delight me. I think my adult self needs to pop out and get one of my own.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.