There wouldn't be cookies in the first place without the science of baking. Celebrate it!
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Mmmmmm Pythagoras is my favorite flavor!
Science-minded, loves dogs, needs new collar; this is the perfect gift!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!