As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?
Gobble Gobble! Happy turkey day to all my readers in the US. Make sure you wear loose fitting clothing to make room for all the mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie you'll be eating today. Also, be nice to your mother. Have a great one!
Source: Cute Food For Kids http://www.cutefoodforkids.com/2010/11/turkey-sandwich-bento.html