Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.
The only problem is they're never within reach when they turn blue.
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.