Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.
The only problem is they're never within reach when they turn blue.
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.
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