Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.
Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.