I'd like to set sail in this baby on a sea of hot chocolate with marshmallow sharks, peppermint starfish and butterscotch whales.
If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
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