You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
Though it may seem a bit cruel to skin a teddy bear for a rug, at least someone's beloved teddy is getting a second, useful life.