I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Though it may seem a bit cruel to skin a teddy bear for a rug, at least someone's beloved teddy is getting a second, useful life.