I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
Though it may seem a bit cruel to skin a teddy bear for a rug, at least someone's beloved teddy is getting a second, useful life.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.