The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.