Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.