I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.