Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.