Are we in the process of painting the roses red? Don't let the queen catch you! Just eat the cake, quick!
I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!
Here's a subtle way to tell your hubby that those old, greying, hole-filled socks just aren't cutting it anymore.