The thought of sushi makes me dance, maybe dancing sushi will make me want pizza?
Even the most dapper robots wear monocles. It's where it's at.
Robots are appropriate for any occasion. They are neutral but friendly so you can use this card for birthdays, get well soon, congratulations on your new baby, good luck on your exams, anything!
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Via Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/robot-tape-measure/
I honestly don't mind if my home becomes overrun by carpet-bots. Maybe they'll keep the place cleaner than I can.