Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
Some people chew on their pencils, some on whatever they can get their hands on. Now your phone can look just as yummy as an afternoon snack.
He may seem hardened and cold, but underneath it all he's really sensitive and delicious.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
Healthier than candy and rice krispie treats sushi, sweeter and cheaper than real seafood, this fruit sushi is a perfect dessert!