Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.
Poor Pac Man will never get the fruit with all those ghosts in the way. You'll have to do some creative wrapping here to win the game.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?