I'll overlook the lack of giant stogie this time but never again!
Silent love ninjas attack in the dark of night!
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
Needle felting is an awesome hobby. How many other (legal) hobbies are there that consist mainly of stabbing and end up with bears this cute?
I'm pretty sure I've had strawberry tea before. Perfect companion!
I want a table covered in giant fruit-shaped cakes. It would make me feel like an itty bitty person in a magical land of sweets.
Breakfast is a delicate affair. Don't overwhelm your eggs.