Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?