How have you kept that cupcake intact in your pocket all day?
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
I've been having a bit of a crisis as to where I would store the cat's beans as he's collected quite a lot of them.