Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.