Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
How have you kept that cupcake intact in your pocket all day?
I've been having a bit of a crisis as to where I would store the cat's beans as he's collected quite a lot of them.