Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.