It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Never leave home without your smile.
Sure your iPad is sleek and sexy and cool, but you've got to protect it. Why not make it kawaii in the process?
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
Kids, always getting tired of walking. So lazy!
Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.