Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.
Sure your iPad is sleek and sexy and cool, but you've got to protect it. Why not make it kawaii in the process?
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
I'm a sucker for a zipper mouth. It's such a cute touch, plus you can easily shut them up.
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!