It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Sure your iPad is sleek and sexy and cool, but you've got to protect it. Why not make it kawaii in the process?
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!