I'm a sucker for a zipper mouth. It's such a cute touch, plus you can easily shut them up.
Kids, always getting tired of walking. So lazy!
Never leave home without your smile.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?