I think the dude on the right gave his date a festive holly bouquet and now they're making snow angels and gazing into each other's eyes as the snow starts to fall. So romantic!
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
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Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.
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