Some people are seriously serious about where their coffee comes from. No question of provenance when you grow it yourself!
Cacti so soft you could use them as a pillow! Flowers that never die! Heaven!
Someone has spent hours and hours weeding and hoeing and tilling the earth to make sure that Cristin has a wholesome and lovely birthday. Those are some seriously well maintained crops!
Ant farms are so last year! Grow some desktop veggies!
If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
I'm hoping no pointy bits were included in the construction of these desert desserts.