I remember making a terrarium when I was probably 6 years old. My caterpillar escaped and I lost interest. I should have just used a ceramic one!
If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.
Cacti so soft you could use them as a pillow! Flowers that never die! Heaven!
Someone has spent hours and hours weeding and hoeing and tilling the earth to make sure that Cristin has a wholesome and lovely birthday. Those are some seriously well maintained crops!