Maybe if you talk to it, it will outgrow its tiny vial and join the rest of your houseplants.
There's something really soothing about having a new spherical friend who only requires a little misting now and again.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/power-planter.aspx ($16)
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
When I was a kid we used to press flowers and leaves in books. Every once in a while I still find a fern or a daisy in an old book. You can get the same feeling without the mildew!