Fight some serious battles of wits on your corkboard.
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
Wait, where's my patch with the mixer on it? I can't make cookies without a mixer!
I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
Some days you just want a tiny friend on your head.