Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
I do not condone bowling with real cats even though sliding them down a hardwood floor is hilarious.
I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.
Fight some serious battles of wits on your corkboard.
Wait, where's my patch with the mixer on it? I can't make cookies without a mixer!
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.