Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
This is almost overwhelmingly cute. I'm getting the cutest hives right now!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Not brave enough to wear a bear hat yourself? This brooch should be enough then.
Ah the romance of a sweet old typewriter! Your great novel is still there, just under the surface. You'll write it someday!
Don't we all have at least a tiny secret wish that we lived stylish, exciting lives in Paris? I know I do.
He's always aware of what's going on, never blinking. You can feel safe with this dude around.