Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Ah the romance of a sweet old typewriter! Your great novel is still there, just under the surface. You'll write it someday!
If you can't get away to scale the snowy peaks, you can at least wear them.
Wear your heart on your lapel.
Not brave enough to wear a bear hat yourself? This brooch should be enough then.
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
This is almost overwhelmingly cute. I'm getting the cutest hives right now!