There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!