I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?