That's just too much dog for one pillow!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?