Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
That's just too much dog for one pillow!
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)