You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.