Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
That's just too much dog for one pillow!