You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
That's just too much dog for one pillow!