There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?