You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.