Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!

Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.

That one little piggy on his back rolling around all happy is the confectionery illustration of how I feel when the weather is warm and sunny and I have nothing on my schedule other than a date with myself to sit in the park with a comic book.

Oink oink! Come on, don't listen to them, just one cupcake won't hurt you! Just half? Just one piggie? Mmmmmmm pork!

Will the board game version of angry birds be anywhere near as addictive as the phone game? Doubtful. Will it be super fun nonetheless? Absolutely!

Oh noodles, how I adore you and everything you touch. Even cheeky little piggie kamaboko like these here. They're winking because they already know that you're in for a super tasty, noodly treat. Ooh I can't wait to dig in! Outta my way, piggies!