Talking into your glove and looking like you're just pretending is the new walking down the street shouting at yourself.
There's no shame in loving cupcakes more than anything else in the world. Go nuts, put cupcakes on everything! What harm can it do other than making everyone around you hungry?
Available at: Modcloth http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Apartment/Gifts+Electronics/Have+Eyes+for+My+iPhone+Case+in+Cupcake ($15)