Available at: Megahouse http://www.megahouse.co.jp/megatoy/product/girls/deco_pocky.html (in Japanese) ($15)
These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
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Available at: Nut and Bee http://www.etsy.com/listing/60241234/mini-notes-sweet-sweet-pea ($3.50)
The possibilities for hands on this clock are limited only by your imagination.