Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
This little guy dances to your music and mouths the words. Lip-synch champion!