Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.