Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
Every day of the week deserves its own color.
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.