Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
This dapper gent knows his tea. Just set his timer and when the time is up, he'll lift your tea leaves out of the water for you. Genius in a bow tie!
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
This little guy dances to your music and mouths the words. Lip-synch champion!
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.