I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
Who knew there were so many ways to dress a penguin?!
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!
I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.
Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.
You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
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